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		<title>Das geht ab</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Signs that things are different for Hertha this season: they&#8217;re the live game on GolTV&#8217;s Bundesliga coverage, and they&#8217;ve got the superstar commentary team (Ray and Phil, of course) talking over it. True, Hertha v. Leverkusen is on paper more exciting than Bayern v. Bochum, but it&#8217;s still probably something that wouldn&#8217;t have happened last [...]]]></description>
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<p>Signs that things are different for Hertha this season: they&#8217;re the live game on GolTV&#8217;s Bundesliga coverage, and they&#8217;ve got the superstar commentary team (Ray and Phil, of course) talking over it. True, Hertha v. Leverkusen is on paper more exciting than Bayern v. Bochum, but it&#8217;s still probably something that wouldn&#8217;t have happened last year, or even earlier this one.</p>
<p>Another sign that things are different? 58,753 people in the Olympiastadion. When was the last time that happened without Bayern (or Galatasaray) being involved? </p>
<p><img src="http://hertha.theoffside.com/files/2009/03/arnekampf.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="133" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-323" />Leverkusen had the best away record, us the best home record. The result was a win for the home side that could best be described as &#8220;efficient.&#8221; Both sides were cautious, perhaps overly so, especially in the first half. Leverkusen could have had a penalty there, but luck was on our side again and the ref didn&#8217;t notice when Simon Rolfes headed the ball against <b>Rodnei</b>&#8217;s hand. The Brazilian also had a header go wide when there was a decent chance of a goal.</p>
<p>The second half came and our luck held. <b>Andriy Voronin</b> and <b>Maximilian Nicu</b> (who&#8217;s now been <a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kicker.de%2Fnews%2Ffussball%2Fbundesliga%2Fstartseite%2Fartikel%2F505806">called up to the Romanian national team</a>) played a lovely one-two in the Leverkusen box. Voronin&#8217;s initial shot was saved by René Adler, but the rebound smacked his shoulder and went into the goal. <img src="http://hertha.theoffside.com/files/2009/03/bayerneu_495.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="101" class="alignright size-full wp-image-324" /></p>
<p>That was all we needed- Leverkusen couldn&#8217;t find an answer and we couldn&#8217;t find a cushion. Good enough, I&#8217;d say, considering that this could have been tricky. We&#8217;ve still got a four-point cushion at the top, which means that another week at least of being there. For all Leverkusen&#8217;s press as one of the attacking darlings of the Bundesliga, they looked surprisingly poor and lacking ideas at the Olympiastadion- Drobny was as Drobny-like as ever, but he wasn&#8217;t called into his usual heroics. We did match the tactics of the Leverkuseners excellently, neutralizing their midfield and their forwards. But I still expected a little bit more from them, I have to admit.</p>
<p>So this goes on. Das geht ab, as says the newest song of the increasingly vocal Hertha faithful. <a href="http://www.bundesligatalk.com/rhein-derby-and-hip-hop-for-hertha/347">Bundesliga Talk</a> has a good overview of the song that will be stuck in your head for the next forever. Someone, I can&#8217;t remember who, once said that if you have a song that somehow coincides with sports, you&#8217;ve got it made. That&#8217;s basically what happened to Vincenco de Marco, aka Frauenarzt (which means gynecologist. Classy!). He&#8217;s a rapper from Berlin-Templehof whose style is a sort of 80&#8217;s/electro influenced party rap that&#8217;s probably closer to <a href="http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2009/02/23/douchetronica_s_apex_nadir">&#8220;douchetronica&#8221;</a> than anything else, but damn catchy. His song, recorded with frequent collaborator Manny Marc, &#8220;Das geht ab&#8221; somehow found its way to a mix that was distributed among Hertha ultras, who adopted the brainwormy chorus into a new song for themselves. Das geht ab- this is happening- was kept, but the original &#8220;wir feieren die ganze Nacht&#8221; (we&#8217;re partying the whole night) was changed to a more football-appropriate &#8220;wir holen die Meisterschaft&#8221; (we&#8217;ll get the Championship, or thereabouts). Hey, this is happening- we&#8217;re going to be champions. Few things seem as fitting as our slogan, do they?</p>
<p>While Marcos has said he&#8217;s not much of a football fan- although he was watching highlights when he realized his song was being sung in the stands- he and Manny Marc have wasted little time in re-recording the song with new football-y lyrics. </p>
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<p>You&#8217;re welcome. (<a href="http://herthabsc.de/index.php?id=19134">Here they are performing it in the stadium, if you want more.</a>)</p>
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		<title>Thanks, Bild!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As much as I enjoy international football- and I do, especially the Germany-Russia game from Saturday- it&#8217;s not the most exciting for a club blogger. Fortunately, when things get a little boring, there&#8217;s always Germany&#8217;s favorite tabloid (and my most-often read news source, sadly, due to it being written at such a level that even [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As much as I enjoy international football- and I do, especially the Germany-Russia game from Saturday- it&#8217;s not the most exciting for a club blogger. Fortunately, when things get a little boring, there&#8217;s always Germany&#8217;s favorite tabloid (and my most-often read news source, sadly, due to it being written at such a level that even I can understand it) to make things more entertaining.</p>
<p>Following the <a href="http://bundesliga.theoffside.com/teams/weekly-dose-240908.html">Bundesliga haircuts</a> from a few weeks ago, das Bild decided that while the Bundesliga had some great moments in haircuts, it&#8217;s not just Germany that we should be laughing at. Switzerland, too, <a href="http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/sport-news/football/bundesliga/2008/10/10/the-best-comedy-swiss-panini-sticker/hairstyles-ottmar-hitzfeld-lucien-favre-and-more.html">had some classics.</a> And one of those Swiss favorites?</p>
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<p>Things could only get better, right?</p>
<p>Thanks for keeping me entertained through internationals, Bild. I&#8217;m out of town tomorrow until Saturday, so when I get back, Hertha will be, too.</p>
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